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"99" songs for The Sentinel
based on the repeatable ditty 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
altered for Jim and Blair by various listsibs
last song posted 5/2/99

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First Season
Switchman | Siege | The Killers | The Debt | Cypher | Night Train | Rogue | Love and Guns | Attraction | Vow of Silence

Second Season
Flight | Out of the Past | Deep Water | Reunion | Payback | True Crime | Ice Man | The Rig | Spare Parts | Second Chance | Black or White | Blind Man's Bluff | Hear No Evil | Light My Fire | Secret | Dead Drop | Red Dust | Smart Alec | Private Eyes | Vanishing Act | Pennies From Heaven | Survival | His Brother's Keeper | Sleeping Beauty

Third Season
Warriors | Three Point Shot | The Girl Next Door | Poachers | Inside Man | Vendetta | Fool Me Twice | Storm Warning | Red Ice | Dead Certain | Breaking Ground | Prisoner X | The Trance | Mirror Image | Finkleman's Folly | Sweet Science | Remembrance | Love Kills | Crossroads | Foreign Exchange | Neighborhood Watch | Night Shift | Sentinel Too, part 1

Fourth Season
Sentinel Too, part 2 | Murder 101 | Four Point Shot | Dead End on Blank Street | The Waiting Room | The Real Deal | Most Wanted | The Sentinel by Blair Sandburg


First Season

Switchman

Robyn:
99 neo-hippie-witchdoctor-punks
99 witchdoctor punks
Blair saves Jim from a zone
Now they're partners, no longer alone
98 neo-hippie-witchdoctor-punks

Siege

Sue Wells:
99 feet from chopper to ground
99 feet in the air.
Blair is angling
To stop Jim from dangling
98 feet in the air from the ground.

98 feet in the air from the ground
98 feet in the air.
Jim shakes his leg,
Kincaid starts to beg
The chopper lands safe and sound.

The Killers

Iris:
99 percent on that DNA match
99 percent on that match
Meet O'Toole and Juno
Twins who kill for the dough
99 percent on that DNA match

The Debt

Robyn:
99 barbary apes on the loose
99 barbary apes
Blair moves in with Jim
though Larry trashes the loft on a whim
99 barbary apes on the loose

Ismaro:
99 Three Stooges flicks on the tube,
99 flicks on the tube.
Watched by Larry, Jim (Moe)
And Blair (Curly Joe)
98 Three Stooges flicks on the tube.

Cypher

Sue Wells:
99 bad wigs for Lash to wear
99 wigs for Lash
He stalked our Blair
Oh, what a scare
98 bad wigs for Lash to wear

98 bad wigs for Lash to wear
98 wigs for Lash
It ended well -
Jim shot him to h**l
Zero wigs for Lash to wear.

Jencie:
99 yellow silk scarves on the wall,
99 yellow silk scarves,
Lash came around,
Thought Blair he would drown,
98 yellow silk scarves on the wall.

Iroshi:
99 psychos are coming after Blair
99 psychos are coming
Jim comes 'round
Shoots one of them down
98 psychos are coming after Blair

Iris:
99 psychos are loose in Cascade.
99 psychos are loose.
Blair shivers with dread,
But Jim shoots one dead.
98 psychos are loose in Cascade.

Night Train

Allison Witty:
99 handcuffed attorneys with Blair
99 handcuffed attorneys
Blair ogles her
and loses a date for sure
98 handcuffed attorneys

Angie:
99 bottles of Dayquil on the train
99 bottles of Dayquil.
Jim drinks it down
His head starts to pound,
99 bottles of Dayquil on the train.

Rogue

Iris:
99 feet across Checkerboard Bridge
99 feet straight across
One wrong step for our guys
It's "Bye-bye, blue eyes."
98 feet across Checkerboard Bridge

Love and Guns

Iris:
99 reasons why Maya must go
99 reasons to go
Jim can't let his guard down
When it's Blair she's around
98 reasons why Maya must go

Attraction

Robyn:
99 pheromones for Jim to inhale
99 pheromones to inhale
Why couldn't she have stuck with perfume
Jim ended up acting like a loon
98 pheromomes for Jim to inhale

Vow of Silence

Iris:
99 monks wearing robes and prayer beads
99 monks wearing robes
One trips on a wire
Another dies in a fire
97 monks wearing robes and prayer beads

Second Season

Flight

Iris:
99 lizards sit still in the trees
99 lizards sit still
Blair does a weird dance
Pulls one from his pants
98 lizards sit still in the trees

Out of the Past

Impala:
99 songs by Santana for Jim
99 songs for Jim
Blair's head starts to throb
But he can't turn the knob
99 songs by Santana for Jim

Deep Water

Sue Wells:
99 memories for Jim to suppress,
99 mem'ries of Jack.
He called Jim Slick.
Jim slept with his chick!
98 mem'ries for Jim to suppress.

98 memories for Jim to repress,
98 mem'ries of Jack.
Jack's last phone call;
Innocent, after all.
97 mem'ries for Jim to repress.

Reunion

Robyn:
99 stogies for Simon to smoke
99 stogies to smoke
One broke in half
Made Jim and Blair laugh
98 stogies for Simon to smoke

Stacia:
99 miles away from camp
99 miles away
Blair had the map
Jim's ready to snap
98 miles away from camp

Payback

True Crime

Ice Man

Robyn:
99 pieces of tape on Blair's ribs
99 pieces of tape
Jim please take care
Sandburg has lots of chest hair
98 pieces of tape on Blair's ribs

98 pieces of tape on Blair's ribs
98 pieces of tape
Lucky he wore the vest
'cause the mustache wasn't the best
97 pieces of tape on Blair's ribs

The Rig

Robyn:
99 house rules to keep at the loft
99 house rules to keep
Leave shoes by the door
After 10 please don't snore
97 house rules to keep at the loft

Spare Parts

Robyn:
99 pieces of tongue on the plate
99 pieces of tongue
Try just a bit
Even *Jim* likes it!
98 pieces of tongue on the plate

Second Chance

Iris:
99 missiles for sale from a trunk
99 missiles for sale
The terrorist aimed
Gustavo got blamed
98 missiles for sale from a trunk

Black or White

Blind Man's Bluff

Robyn:
99 Mr. Tube Steaks to chew on
99 Mr. Tube Steaks
Jim chokes one down
Give a piece to the hound
98 Mr. Tube Steaks to chew on

Iroshi:
99 pieces of pizza with Golden
99 pieces of pizza
Blair eats one
and steals Jim's gun
98 pieces of pizza with Golden

Hear No Evil

Light My Fire

Angie:
99 furry hats on Blair's head!
99 furry hats on Blair's head!
Jim says it's silly
But Blair's ears are so chilly,
99 furry hats on Blair's head.

Iris:
99 Fargo hats left at the store
99 Fargo hats left
One is daringly worn
To keep Guppy ears warm
98 Fargo hats left at the store

Secret

Allison Witty:
99 bowls of ostrich chili at the loft
99 bowls of ostrich chili
Joel asks for more
while Blair slips out the door
98 bowls of ostrich chili at the loft

Dead Drop

Red Dust

Smart Alec

Private Eyes

Vanishing Act

Robyn:
99 wrecked cars for Blair to play with
99 cars to play with
He hoists one up with a crane
Stuck the prongs right through the glass pane
98 wrecked cars for Blair to play with

98 wrecked cars for Blair to play with
98 cars to play with
Just like an arcade game
Perp in the Benz thought Blair was insane
97 wrecked cars for Blair to play with

Pennies From Heaven

Survival

His Brother's Keeper

Sleeping Beauty

Third Season

Warriors

Three Point Shot

Iris:
99 feet is too far from the floor
99 feet is too far
Jim slips but then stops
Orvelle's throw beats the clock
98 feet is too far from the floor

The Girl Next Door

Iris:
99 chicks lie in wait for our Blair
99 chicks lie in wait
Blair must bid fond farewell
Iris ends up in jail
98 chicks lie in wait for our Blair

Poachers

Inside Man

Vendetta

Impala:
99 lbs of poop in the loft
99 lbs of horse poop
Blair hides the key
Where its found easily
98 lbs of poop in the loft

Fool Me Twice

Storm Warning

Red Ice

Dead Certain

Breaking Ground

Iris:
99 reasons to dump that Miss Wells
99 reasons to dump
Cassie's gasping for air
While Jim rescues Blair
98 reasons to dump that Miss Wells

Prisoner X

The Trance

Iris:
99 strangers are crowding poor Jim
99 crowd our poor Jim
Hears a voice, safe from harm
He soon grabs Blair's arm
98 strangers are crowding poor Jim

Mirror Image

Finkleman's Folly

Sweet Science

Remembrance

Love Kills

Crossroads

Foreign Exchange

Neighborhood Watch

Iris:
99 green algae shakes for our Blair
99 green algae shakes
Blair swears it's a must
Jim frowns in disgust
98 green algae shakes for our Blair

Night Shift

Sentinel Too, part 1

Fourth Season

Sentinel Too, part 2

Murder 101

Four-Point Shot

Dead End on Blank Street

The Waiting Room

Cat:
99 ghosts for Jim to rescue
99 ghosts to rescue
He sees one in a mirror
Then the murderer appears
98 ghosts for Jim to rescue

99 jokes the boyz play on Blair
99 jokes they play
Blair frowns and frowns
While the BP's arm comes around (ouch!)
98 jokes the boyz play on Blair

99 statues are in the park
99 statues are there
A murder was done
But Jim found the gun
98 statues are in the park

The Real Deal

Most Wanted

The Sentinel: by Blair Sandburg


General

TAE:
99 minions of upofn to catch
99 minions to catch
Knock one down
Drag him out of town,
98 minions of upofn to catch.

98 minions to tie to a chair
98 minions to tie.
Lock one down,
in the basement we found
97 minions to tie to a chair

97 suspects to torture and maim.
97 to torture and maim.
We won't quit
Til we win all of it
96 suspects to torture and maim.

96 minions of upofn to convince
96 minions to convince
Take one more down
in the caverns we've found
95 minions of upofn to convince

95 spies of upofn to capture
95 spies to capture
One went to ground
Thought he couldn't be found
94 spies of upofn to capture.

Sue Wells:
99 hospital beds for Blair
99 beds for Blair
A shooting spree -
Hundredth bed's free!
101 hospital beds for Blair.

Jencie:
99 butterfly bandages for Blair,
99 butterfly bandages.
Stick one there,
Watch out for the hair!
98 butterfly bandages for Blair.

Robyn:
99 times that Jim's lost his gun
99 times he's lost
Surrendered, dropped, kicked --
Maybe velcro would do the trick...
98 times that Jim's lost his gun

Robyn:
99 bullets shot in the hayseed
99 bullets shot in
Why won't it die?
I'd cheer, wouldn't cry
98 bullets shot in the hayseed

Impala:
99 clenches of teeth for Jim
99 clenches of teeth
It gets twice as bad
When Blair makes him mad
99 clenches of teeth for JIm

Impala:
99 obfuscations by Blair
99 obfuscations
Little white lies
That make Jim roll his eyes
99 obfuscations by Blair

Cat:
99 bottles of mousse on the wall
99 bottles of mousse
Blair takes one down
sprays it around
98 bottles of mousse on the wall

Wolfshy:
99 Car chases in Cascade.
99 Car chases.
BAM! JIM, My Car.
Another one bites the dust,
another one bites the dust.
98 Car Chases in Cascade.

Robyn:
99 bricks of C4 in the loft
99 bricks of C4
Jim better arrive soon
Or Blair will go <boom>
98 bricks of C4 in the loft

Iris:
99 seconds, then boom goes the bomb
99 seconds, then boom
The loft soon will be flat
"Hey, Jim, guess where I'm at..."
98 seconds, then boom goes the bomb

Iris:
99 Babes of the Week for our boys.
99 Babes of the Week
We can't help but stare--
All but one has red hair.
98 Babes of the Week for our boys

Robyn:
99 cur-ly Blair hairs on the couch
99 cur-ly Blair hairs
Suck one up
with the dustbuster (look out, Angie!)
98 cur-ly Blair hairs on the couch

Robyn:
99 pairs of white socks in Jim's drawer
99 pairs of white socks
Put a pair on
Really enhances his brawn
98 pairs of white socks in Jim's drawer


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