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Blairism
by Becky
August 1999

"Jim, where's your bird book?"

"Upstairs." Pause to test spaghetti sauce. "Why?"

"Molly told me about this bird and..." Footsteps jogging up stairs. "...wanted to know if I knew what it was."

Chuckling. "You gonna take up birding, Chief?"

"Nah, I don't-- Jim! You didn't make your bed, man."

"So sue me -- I committed a Blairism." Stirring noises.

Startled laugh, followed by descending footsteps. "A what!?!"

"A Blairism. You know, not making your bed, hanging the towels crooked in the bathroom..."

"Uh-huh. So a Jimism would be, what, the compulsion to alphabetize the cans in the pantry?"

"I don't--!"

"Gotcha."

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